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Quotes that take place per character in Undead Neighbourhood

Tank Dempsey[]

Arrival to the map:

  • "What the hell? How did I get here?"
  • "Why are all the houses so damn colourful?"
  • "I don't think I'm getting outta here in a hurry!"

Killing a zombie:

  • "Fuck yeah! That's how the Americans won the war!"
  • "Anyone else? No? Damn..."
  • "You really thought you had a chance didn't you?"
  • "Piss off pussballs! I'm VIP!"

Knife kills:

  • "How about I pin my Medal of Honour up your ass?!"
  • "Cutthroat bitch! Most American's are."
  • "Shit, I cut out you artery didn't I? I did? Woohoo!"
  • "This just got messy."

Perk-A-Cola:

  • "Blergh! Tastes like rotten salmon" (Quick Revive)
  • "Ugh, I'm not enjoying the tingling sensation!" (Electric Cherry)
  • "Cough Cough! Heartburn! HEARTBURN!!!" (Flamerade)
  • "Tastes like dirt. Pfffffft." (Tombstone Soda)
  • "Mmmmmmhhhmmm. A decent drink! (Juggernog)
  • "Not bad, but pruney. And chewy" (PhD Flopper)
  • "Tastes like tequila and shit. Great" (Speed Cola)
  • "Wow! Sour power to the max!" (Stamin-Up)

Mystery Box:

  • "Long range pain! Ooh-Rah!" (DRS 50)
  • "Oh what the fuck is this shit!" (Tac 45)
  • "I'm no electrician how the fuck do I wire this up!" (Sentry Gun)
  • "Oh this looks good! Oh it looks very good!" (Peacekeeper)
  • "Not my type of SMG. I would pass if I could." (Vektor K10)
  • "What! A stick! Really!" (Wooden Sword)
  • "Maybe I could burn through the wall between Richtofen's skull with this!" (Molotov Cocktail)
  • "Living the American dream!" (Ray Gun)
  • "Its so small, its like a baby SMG. Which is weird" (PDW 57)
  • "Well fuck you too Mr. Box!" (Chicom CQB)
  • "Death what! A machine that brings death! Hell yeah!" (Death Machine)
  • "Cheap circumcision would happen with these" (Bowie Knife)
  • "Hey! I'm not done with you yet bitch!" (Box moves)
  • "Come back! I'll give you Nikolia's vodka!" (Box Moves)

Progression Based:

  • "Um. Stone. We can't stone zombies to death!" (Finding the turbine materials)
  • "Underground buggies, wish I had one in the war" (Seeing a buggy for the first time)
  • "Hey, a fridge! Big enough to hold a gun! Ooh-Rah!" (Finding a fridge)
  • "All good men install the power at the top of the house!" (Finding a switch)
  • "These panels are too damn common, what's up with that" (Seeing 2 wooden panels)
  • "Wha! What's that weird voice! And what's a see-through barrier? This isn't Star Wars!" (Completing Step 1)
  • "But I don't like that perk, it gives me the hibby-jibbies" (Completing Step 2)
  • "Oh come on! More? God!" (Completing Step 3)
  • "Great, a treasure hunt! How fucking fun!" (Completing Step 4)
  • "Oh shit, I knew that! I was told back in '69!" (Completing Step 5)
  • "If I get more rewards like this in treasure hunts, I'll do them more often!" (Finishing the Easter Egg)


Nikolai Belinski[]

Arrival to the map:

  • "I think my vodka is funny. I'm seeing orange and purple houses"
  • "Hey, a truck! Maybe it has vodka!"
  • "I just want to go on holiday! No more zombies! I beg..."

Killing a zombie:

  • "Fuck off you swine!"
  • "Hey Richtofen, every time you kill a zombie, take a vodka shot!"
  • "Back off, I need to patch my wounds!"
  • "Hey hey, don't make me have to fuck you up with my vodka bottle! I love the bottle!"

Knife kills:

  • "Slit your throat, like with 8th wife!"
  • "I have the sickle, time to hammer you to size sooka!"
  • "Shit, I thought you were ugly before! Hahahaha!"
  • "Gone with the wind! Hey wait a minute..."

Perk-A-Cola:

  • "I think I have just vomited in my mouth!" (Quick Revive)
  • "Hey! That tickles!" (Electric Cherry)
  • "Ugggghhhh, tastes like chilli's!" (Flamerade)
  • "This tastes like shit. I not even lying to you" (Tombstone Soda)
  • "Now this is where its fucking at!" (Juggernog)
  • "Tastes like something my grandmother would drink." (PhD Flopper)
  • "Eh, um, my chest is beating really fast, I might need to not drink this again" (Speed Cola)
  • "I feel I can now run like a mighty bear!" (Stamin-Up)

Takeo Masaki[]

Arrival to the map:

  • There seems to be no end to the horror...
  • Houses so bright, like anime!
  • We need to increase our survival chances!

Killing a zombie:

  • Bullet to the head! (Headshot)
  • With the gravity back, I will not stop!
  • Call it my rapid-fire RAMPAGE!!!
  • Shit, I have got your dishonour all over me

Knife kills:

  • An eye for an eye!
  • I sharpen my steel against your flesh!
  • We are the Three Musketeers! (When 3 players all get knife kills at the same time)
  • Sharp metal never fails!

Perk-A-Cola:

  • Hmmm! Reminds me of home (Quick Revive)
  • Well, this tastes, shocking (Electric Cherry)
  • HOT LIKE NAGASAKI!!! (Flamerade)
  • The soda industry is really running out of idea! (Tombstone Soda)
  • Its ok. Nothing special. Like Nikolia. (Juggernog)
  • PhD Flopper, your shitty taste and I meet once more (PhD Flopper)
  • Now I have the speed to recover faster! (Speed Cola) 
  • I shall run them over and cut them down like bamboo! (Stamin-Up)
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